‘Did you do the dishes?’ — ‘Your bed is still unmade!’ — ‘Clean. Up. Your. ROOM!’
Always think before you speak. One…Two…Three…Ten. Deep Breath. Great! Now go ahead and shout her head off its hinges!
This week, over at the Trifecta club, we’re handing out advice like chocolate samples at an ‘All-you-can-eat’ food fair. My entry is over at the top of this post. You like it? Huh? Huh? Well, since advice is free, here’s another one for you all:
Never say how long it’s been since your car tires went flat; in fact do not mention your car tires at all, treat them as an invisible, indispensable entity. They’re sensitive creatures…I know.
And with those exact 33 words plucked off the tree of experience, I’ll wrap this up for the week. Nice weekend!