Bloo(n)d

wasp-nest

Copyright-Janet Webb

‘And it just changed you say, miss?’

‘Yeah, like, it was so sick!  One minute it’s just this kinda nest, like for bees or something… next minute it’s this huge monstery thingy!’

‘Uhu…Can you describe the monstery thingy, miss?’

‘I dunno! Big.  Huge eyes. Teeth.  Lots of teeth.  Like, it was freaky! Just look at what it did to me.  Look!  What makes a scab like that, right?  Seriously….I dunno why it didn’t just eat me!’

‘Maybe it prefers blood with more IQ in it.’

‘Yeah could be, ‘cos I’m O positive. That I’m sure of!’

For Friday Fictioneers.  Hope you like it!

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43 comments on “Bloo(n)d

  1. Definitely a blond moment…I mean bloo(n)d. 🙂 I was perplexed when I saw the title but relieved when I could chuckle in understanding at the end! 🙂

    janet

  2. Duh… failed her blood test, I guess.
    Let’s try for a urinalysis, and hope she doesn’t suffer from shy bladder syndrome.
    ;-0 Randy

  3. Penny L Howe says:

    I agree with janet! This was a fun story, well told! 🙂

  4. zookyworld says:

    So, like, funny! Fun dialogue here — and that last line is a really clever way to wrap it up.

  5. Shreyank says:

    hahah ! 🙂 funny story here..

  6. Joe Owens says:

    Why is it everyone wants to pick on those poor blonde chicks? Oh yeah, because many of them earn it. So she is IQ negative?

  7. EagleAye says:

    Haha! I love stories wih ‘monstery things.’ I wonder if this girl has ever been abducted by aliens as well. Or maybe not. Low blood IQ.

  8. There is blond in that blood
    great funny ending

  9. Sandra says:

    So funny! 🙂 And a very convincing voice. ‘blood with more IQ in it’ – love it!

  10. Dear Sandra,
    Blonde is a mindset, not a hair color. I’ve know some dark haired blondes 😉 Cute story.
    shalom,
    Rochelle

  11. rgayer55 says:

    Very good, Sandra. I had never considered playing the ‘blond card’ in one of these stories, but you did it extremely well, especially the ending. Well done.

    • Sandra says:

      The blonde card played itself in this case. I was steering the story into a completely different direction until that last line came to be. Thanks a lot for your comment.

  12. Lyn says:

    “huge monstery thingy!” yep, she’s definitely a blood type IQ. Or should that be her blood type is her IQ. why do we always pick on blondes?

  13. elappleby says:

    Love the punchline, you made me laugh out loud!

  14. kdillmanjones says:

    That last joke took me a minute. 🙂 Fun!

  15. Cute story, we all need more IQ with our blood!

  16. Eleenie says:

    Haha, great!

  17. Great dialogue, creating believable characters and scenario in so few words.
    Loved it!

  18. Nice! I love how her last response confirms what he said. 🙂

  19. jwdwrites says:

    Very good Sandra, hope you don’t have the blondes after you! She sounded like so many teenagers I know. 🙂

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