Copyright-Janet Webb
‘And it just changed you say, miss?’
‘Yeah, like, it was so sick! One minute it’s just this kinda nest, like for bees or something… next minute it’s this huge monstery thingy!’
‘Uhu…Can you describe the monstery thingy, miss?’
‘I dunno! Big. Huge eyes. Teeth. Lots of teeth. Like, it was freaky! Just look at what it did to me. Look! What makes a scab like that, right? Seriously….I dunno why it didn’t just eat me!’
‘Maybe it prefers blood with more IQ in it.’
‘Yeah could be, ‘cos I’m O positive. That I’m sure of!’
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For Friday Fictioneers. Hope you like it!
Sandra's scribbles 
Funny! I like it.
🙂 Thanks for reading Catherine.
Ha… love the end.
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Definitely a blond moment…I mean bloo(n)d. 🙂 I was perplexed when I saw the title but relieved when I could chuckle in understanding at the end! 🙂
janet
Haha! My boyfriend gave me the title…I was just as perplexed when he typed it down the first time 🙂
Duh… failed her blood test, I guess.
Let’s try for a urinalysis, and hope she doesn’t suffer from shy bladder syndrome.
;-0 Randy
LOL Thanks for your comment 🙂
I agree with janet! This was a fun story, well told! 🙂
Thanks Penny!
So, like, funny! Fun dialogue here — and that last line is a really clever way to wrap it up.
Hehe! 🙂 Thanks
hahah ! 🙂 funny story here..
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Why is it everyone wants to pick on those poor blonde chicks? Oh yeah, because many of them earn it. So she is IQ negative?
HAHA!! 😀 Good one Joe.
Haha! I love stories wih ‘monstery things.’ I wonder if this girl has ever been abducted by aliens as well. Or maybe not. Low blood IQ.
Maybe they’ll abduct her for animal testing…ooohh cringe…bad joke, sorry!
Oh ouch! At least they would never mess with her mind.
Ouch! I don’t blame it…
Scott
Mine: http://kindredspirit23.wordpress.com/2013/04/18/friday-fictioneers-4192013-genre-sci-fi-pg/
heh 🙂 Thanks for reading, Scott.
There is blond in that blood
great funny ending
Thank you 🙂
So funny! 🙂 And a very convincing voice. ‘blood with more IQ in it’ – love it!
heh 🙂 Thanks Sandra
Dear Sandra,
Blonde is a mindset, not a hair color. I’ve know some dark haired blondes 😉 Cute story.
shalom,
Rochelle
So do I. And oh so many!
Very good, Sandra. I had never considered playing the ‘blond card’ in one of these stories, but you did it extremely well, especially the ending. Well done.
The blonde card played itself in this case. I was steering the story into a completely different direction until that last line came to be. Thanks a lot for your comment.
“huge monstery thingy!” yep, she’s definitely a blood type IQ. Or should that be her blood type is her IQ. why do we always pick on blondes?
Its animal instinct; honing in on the weak link 😀 Thanks for your comment Lyn.
Love the punchline, you made me laugh out loud!
Heh 🙂 glad to hear that.
That last joke took me a minute. 🙂 Fun!
🙂 Thanks
Cute story, we all need more IQ with our blood!
Yes, true, and an extra sprinkling of creativity wouldn’t hurt either! thanks a lot for reading Perry.
Haha, great!
Great dialogue, creating believable characters and scenario in so few words.
Loved it!
Nice! I love how her last response confirms what he said. 🙂
Lol
Very good Sandra, hope you don’t have the blondes after you! She sounded like so many teenagers I know. 🙂
LOLLL!!!